Ignore the medical community, what do they know? A little sweets go a long way in this world. While this stuff won't rot your teeth or put you into a diabetic coma ... it might kill a few brain cells and make your day a little more exciting. We said a little, not a lot. Check out the selection of desktop decorations, amusing fortunes and idiot box programming we're offering up to you. Long Live Those With Black Hearts.


Tube Time

Because we know you have plenty of spare time, or at least prefer to waste time as opposed to work, we offer you the following entertaining delights. Go ahead, watch at work or school, they're safe ... but don't blame us if you have to explain your actions later ... we won't write you an excuse note.

Ink Your Desktop

Is your desktop wallpaper putting you to sleep? Do you want something to look at that gets you excited? Okay, so that latter one isn't our area of expertise, but we do believe in looking at pretty things. Show your loyalty and exquisite sense of style with our custom wallpapers. We suggest you clean off your desktop of all those silly shortcuts and icons first though ... otherwise you won't even be able to SEE the beauty that is Blackheart.

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Mighty Fortune Cookie

Ancient Chinese Proverb Say: "Donkey's lips do not fit onto a horse's mouth."

Yeah, we have no idea what it means either ... so we decided to create some uniquely Blackheart proverbial gems for your amusement. Think you got a funny one we don't have? Send it to us .. if we like it, we just might use it. Even if we don't use it, you'll make us laugh and isn't that gratifying enough for you?